Degree of doubt: How to identify that a person is high on weed?
Stoners have certain idiosyncrasies. If someone has to ever find out that weirdo acting wacky right in front is high on weed or is psycho otherwise it requires an effortless analysis which any layman can do. Solving this simple mystery could be the last prior case on the Sherlock’s cases list. So if you want to detect the presence of weed in someone’s body simply by a quick non-medical check-up, you need to look for a few commodities that a stoner might cart.
What ‘stuff’ do they carry?
Many of the tyro smokers would try to inculcate a fanciful image with arms and body blackened with tattoos or fingertips and lips blackened with burns. Some might wear the dog tags, accessories and chain lockets with Bob Marley image or the tricolor ganja depiction, the Cyprus hill t-shirts or those with the pictorial evergreen 7-leaf cannabis symbol. And obviously they would keep a lighter in their pockets with a stubbed burnt end. One shouldn’t be still surprised to see the rolling paper resting beneath the back cover of their phones and their notebook covers ripped off at the edges. Eye-cool drops which might alleviate the redness of the eye can be an optional commodity too.
Then, how do they behave?
If you spot a person jovial and chirpy still tired and sluggish, talking too much but talking too slow, sharing the irrelevant information that no one gives a shit about and laughing on almost everything said with an intend of being a joke, you just met another cannabis consumer. Moreover, they fix the most frequently used word in their lives as ‘dank’, ‘bro’, ‘yeah’, ‘crazy-shit’ etcetera. They have a profound perception of everything they see and observe with their red rimmed eyes even while staring into the black space with hopefulness of some reaction. This implies they have an incremented sense of concentration and scrutiny. They get excited on the idea of weed and open up their personalized encyclopedia when it comes to sharing the facts and figures of their “high” experiences. They not only sit-n-smoke but also discover a ‘hundred places to visit before you die while you are high’ only to smoke a blunt and leave the butt of that joint as a mark of their presence there. They have a nose of a sniff dog when it comes to identifying the smoking weed smell.
What do they like?
Apart from weed and feed they love those whom, before a hello, they ask “do you smoke up too? Hi-5”. The next thing they do is sit in some corner with the new buddy taking bong-shots. Their playlist is full of trippy songs plus the videos with flashy images and insignificantly moving gaudy motile elements. Bum Bhole nath music and ganja songs will be in excess. Being good at talking in numbers and fractions and drawing unrealistic conclusions is their forte.
A subset or complete set of these characteristics can occur to one person that might help understand the smokers’ minds and lungs better.
