Marijuana drug tests: Can I get marijuana out of my system?

If you are a stoner working in a state with prohibition on marijuana consumption then undoubtedly your company would have adopted the drug laws imposed by the state. When you skimmed through the T&Cs of the agreement you probably ignored a small section hidden in some corner of the thousand line worksheet saying ‘background and drug check’ and your eyes popped out as you finally noticed that. But no use, you are already stoned. Do not chillax even if you were stoned many days back because you still cannot escape.

Here, we cannot offer to you some non-recommendable steps which might take the whole write-up in an illicit and illegitimate direction. However, understanding that you should always have a benefit of knowledge we expect you to still be wise. Or at least try to be.

Urine Drug Testing

Before we know how to remove, we should be aware of what to remove. What douche compounds are sticky enough to not leave our system with an exhale and happen to traverse down our urinary tract? The compound responsible is 9-carboxy THC, a metabolite of delta-9-THC. The astonishing part is, the concentration of this product in blood plasma is at peak after smoking up and it falls to merely 2mg/ml after 4-5 hours. Even 80-90% of delta-9-THC drains out within 5 days with urine and feces. However this hasn’t completely left the system and even the slightest traces are detectable as they continue to persist in every further stream of pee in free or conjugated form. Overall, it can take up to 90 days for the body to get rid of this completely and come out clean.

Detoxification and Tricking a Drug Test

Many people nurture a misconception that your system gets free of marijuana compounds after 4-5 days. The fact is detoxification can take 3-90 days depending upon body factors like weight, marijuana potency, age, diet etc. Trying to cheat drug test or masking it may even cause havoc, firstly, because it is illegal to use any agents that mask or manipulate the tests and secondly, other tests can identify the activity in the urine that alters or masks the THC content. There are available detox agents that may claim to drain the THC out of your system naturally but no one takes the guarantee. But who knows, they may work. Moreover, if such products work, they will not only help you clear the urine tests but also the blood and saliva tests which the other masking agents may fail to provide.

A natural detoxification of system is the most reliable resort to pass the drug text. Hence, if you have strict rules for drug checks around make sure you smoke up no less than 90 days before your horrifying drug test date approaches.